member offline MissJessicaCumdumpster
52, Denver
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member offline MissJessicaCumdumpster: "Just Desserts"


Basic:
52 year old Man, 6'1" (185 cm)
Seeking:
Woman, for Casual Dating / No Commitment
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Body Type:
Thin
Personality:
Princess
Profession:
Cumdumpster
Education:
Some College/University
Religion:
Other
Misc:
Regular Smoker, Drinks Sometimes, Drugs Regularly
Match Summary:

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More Details:

Martial Status:
Single
Hair Color:
Brown
Eye Color:
Other
Longest Relationship:
Over 5 years
Second Language:
No Second Language
My Exercise Habits:
1-2 Times Per Week
Has Children?
Prefer not to say
Want Children?
No
Has Pets?
No Pets
Has Car?
No
Political Views:
I Dont Follow Politics
Postal Zip Code Area:
80222, CO

About Me:

If you had a bunch of pies, and I said, "those are mine, give me those!!!" what would you do?
Now, I personally feel the more the merrier, how about you? I also feel that it's an extra bonus to include others. Here's a scenario...taken out to dinner, and all of the restaraunt staff is secretly involved. To be sat in the middle of two friends in say, a booth, and the first thing the hostess does is gets two chocolate cream pies, walks up behind, and delivers a pie sandwich. Afterwards, the waitress comes along, takes the friends orders, and returns with a large milkshake. She has the friends pull your pants away from your waist, and slowly pours it in. So as you're sitting there stuck, half blind with pie and your privates cold and wet, the cook comes out with a large pot of spaghetti noodles and sauce from the walk in that he has poured a whole bottle of oil into and stirred up. Your pants are pulled open again and slowly the entire pot of cold oily noodles and sauce is emptied into your crotch area. As you sit there experiencing the sensation, you hear the public gasping and laughing, you can hear the sound of cell phone cameras and flashes here and there as the restaurant takes many photos and posts them online. What would you do? If it were me, I'd want to be fully crossdressed prior to all of this, and I would beg for more after the spaghetti thing. I would expect a lot more pie and to be eventually left there by the ladies who brought me, and they'd leave without paying so I would have to service the staff and whoever else came to make up for the bill. And then I'd arrange for more copious amounts of desserts to be given to me proper...as I would love this humiliation and messiness. You probably think I'm the biggest freak ever for being into this. Yet, there has to be at least a handful of sexy ladies in Denver that would enjoy doing such things to me...in a safe and controlled environment of course, with no adolescents, and all consensual. And if not, I will find someone in some other state. Anyways, I'm a sex addict, pervert, and yes, I'm a sissy. I am Slave Princess Leia.

My Ideal Match:

I am seeking a sexy female or females whom enjoy making me their girlfriend, who enjoy taking me out in public to bars or clubs to offer me up, and embarrass me... so they can see me blush like the schoolgirl they dressed me as. Whom enjoy placing me in the center of ...well, let's call it exciting events or scenarios...ladies who think it's a great idea to go to the reservoir, and upon discovering a section of deep, stinky, mud...to toss me in! Or to give birthday parties where there's cakes and pies flung from all directions...usually at me. And if I'm not seeing that happen, could expect me to give them some so I can be "reprimanded" for my naughty actions. Etc, etc, ad nauseam...you get the jist