Patient Tinkerer, Podger, Thinker, Spun Tweaker. Interested in penetrating trolloping people in licentiousness ways. Also, must have tasty treats, not withholding coitus interruptus, exacerbations or even masturbation considering the ramifications of copulation. Remedy? Me, Thee, Trois, Drei you get my point. Reality is what we're here for, right? I don't use if, wish, try or I might. Illusions are for kinder constructing Daydreams. In closing, Witty forthcoming or even vain you might say. Dig deeper love. I'm neither enigma nor paradox. Pause... Breath... The truth! I draw amusement from my audience or twits, love t-wats. Fatuity with pomposity are my contributions... Why? Years of cadence, deployments and tender, not Tinder. Ok Tinder. LOL blah blah blah be the spark or to put it simply, be put out.
SFC Richard Cranium
AKA: d*ck HEAD