iNTENSiTYiN10CiTiES: drugs are bad. therefore, they deserve to be abused. #goals
fun fact: it might be pretty chill if someone were to oh idk, perhaps contact this guy (me) who is nice guy, 0 skeletons in closet, message between the hours of: idc/any-day-of-the-week, & kindly do so via electronic direct-message service (my pager exploded..plus my fax machine is on the fritz again). it would also be pretty lit AF if this person was to say something along the lines of something like;
"hey hi hello there stranger, names Tina, but you can call me Chrystal..or 'Chrissy' for short.. either way, i couldnt have a care less, so thats cool. say, lemme just cut to the chase here & get to brass tax. ive gotta real nifty proposition for ya.. wanna like, come & take all this supa hott fire clear -stuff off of my hands for the limited low price of just 4 easy installment payments of c@$h moanies +shipping & handling? cuz boy oh boy is this stuff just burnin a hole in my pocket (it is supa hott fire afterall, duh).. OR- maybe, with a little teamwork, we could just make it all disappear ourselves & have us a good ole' fashion fun time. like one does. cuz YOLO, or somethin like that."...
ok thats gotta be 200 characters by now, im outta here. jesse & heizenburg just rolled up & they wanna hang so G2G, feel free to use the above as template^^ piece out.