member offline Theoddity
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member offline Theoddity: I'm just a guy looking to have some fun.

38 year old Man, 5'11" (180 cm)
Woman, for Casual Dating / No Commitment
Body Type:
Some Extra Pounds
Night Owl
Furniture mover
Some College/University
Regular Smoker, Non-Drinker, Drugs Sometimes
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Martial Status:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Longest Relationship:
Over 6 years
Second Language:
No Second Language
My Exercise Habits:
Not Specified
Has Children?
Want Children?
Has Pets?
Has Car?
Political Views:
I Dont Follow Politics
Postal Zip Code Area:
88210, NM

About Me:

"I'm just a Benny looking for his Joon and for the right one. I'll be willing to walk a thousand miles."

"Her words were the hammer that struck this anvil heart, with my own that became the blade forged in the end." Me

Ok so first off I am not here for hook ups or to be your Fwb. I'm looking for that special one that can or will complete me. You know like the Harley Quinn to my Joker. That companion that will happily hold my box of matches and help me set this world on fire one blazing moment at a time.

Though I might be a bit rough around the edges I'm genuine and i mean what i say. I cant stand lying or liers plus im horrible at it. And just because I might bring up sex a bit. It doesn't mean that's all I want. I'm just an honest and gutter minded guy that enjoys making my chick blush is all. Lol though only if you'll let me if you don't like it I'll have no problem keeping my comments to myself.

So with that said I give you this warning. I am not one for the faint of heart, prude, unadventurous or the mono-stylistic in bedroom. Being a dead fish in bed makes what could be totally ostentatious and fun into a boring and mundane act. Lol

And though this may be long winded its not even the tip of the iceberg. So sit back get a bit cozy and enjoy the weird and one of a kind.... Oddity that is me. :-)

So where to start how about. Salutations, the names Luke and I'm one of the coolest guys I know and everybody needs a friend like me. But hey I'm not one to carry an ego around though I am pretty damn awesome. You only need to give me a chance. I'm a sponge for knowledge or any kind weird fact or tid bit that most find strange. I even went to school for ictheology and if you actually know what that is your half way to to having my heart. Lol I'm not really one for fashions or care to even try to be "hip" with the times. I have my own style and I like it that way. I've even made my own kilt and wear it frequently. But then I've also been known to run around town in a towel. Lol So what? I'm really just more of a casual kinda guy. Comfort is key in life right?

So hey lets cut the shit. I've grown quite tired of the fake, game playing, ignorant, brainless, no care for anyone else's well-being/feelings kind of people and its made me a bit hard walled to say the least. So if its playing games your into. Cool lets play a game of chess or even battle ship. Yeah battle ship would be awesome. At least in a game of chess or battle ship you'll have a fair chance to show me that your not completely brain washed by society. So basically if your just not into being a faithful humanbeing/companion. Then do us both a favor a without waisting anymore of our time just please and so kindly piss off.

I'm a science nerd, an art freak, a tinkerer and a crafter. I love to draw, do photography, paint, write poems, make chain maille and basically create how ever when ever and with what ever I can. I'm crafty. If I can imagine it there's a good chance I'll bring it into reality. I've worked in a diverse variety of different jobs from digging ditches, porn shops, t shirt screening, sign shops, oil patch and I've even been a pizza boy.

I'm an animal lover and I have a blind cat named Turkey who is totally awesome. But aquatics is my passion. Im a die hard fish enthusiast and hobbiest to the max. But I do enjoy all animals.

A daydreamer, a nut, a hopeless romantic and I'm easy to get along with. I March to the beat of my own drum and I refuse to go bah bah like a good Lil sheepy for the government. I'm a heart on my sleeve kinda guy that tends to stick his foot in his mouth more than I mean to. Its due to the fact that I lack a filter. Lol though I am getting better.

"I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive, human, but with the heart of a clown that forces me to mess things up at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison.

When I'm in a relationship I'm devoted and true. I love good ink on a chick and I'm a pain junky all the way I have 9 tattoos and 13 peircings as of this moment with only more to come. I'm a ranter and a babbler. Sometimes a know it all and I'm always up for a great debate. But if I'm proven wrong I admit it. I've been beatin, broken, shattered and destroyed. Even told once that i was just too deep. What!? Shallow ****. So honestly I've had a few really bad relationships that have left me more than a bit guarded and at times insecure even though there's no reason and I shouldn't be. It tends to make me try too hard to impress a chick I like. Not by being all**** but by just trying to hard and showing to much attention to them so I've been told. I'm the real deal. Faithful, moral, honest, romantic, devoted and I can and will knock your socks off in bed. If it doesnt leave you wanting more its just poking arround and heavy petting. Im shy yes but more bashful. I some times might even stutter when talking to someone I really like.

So on and so on and so on. I tend to be a clutz and a space cadet more often than not but i do it smoothly. So if your actually interested and wanna know some of the finer details of the twisted conundrum that is me. Just ask me. It never hurts to ask. I'm a really open guy that doesn't care what others think of myself and I'm always willing to share any of many weird lil thoughts. Ill even give you a freebie just a small tid bit to give you a lil peek inside. "If I could have any super power it would be the ability to teleport." That would be awesome as shit! What would yours be?