Seeking special lady who knows she is but does not project that she is better than others or look down on others. A svelte, slim (size 00 to 3), sleek teflon tornado who never forgets to be polite and considerate of others because it's not an act. It's the real her. Someone who impresses everyone who comes in close proximity of her with how beautiful she genuinely is because it is apparent her beauty radiates from her core in a way that few have ever done and because they believe that she would never think of using her beauty to gain an advantage or to take advantage of anyone in any situation. If friends would describe you this way but you think they are being overly kind because you have somehow discovered that I exist and after reading my profile over and checking out the attached selfie that miraculously makes me much better looking than I actually am in real life and going over my profile a few more times studying every tiny detail as well as every minute imperfection, every molecule of spider veins, every single one of the ever increasing population of grey hairs that, if I'm not mistaken are mostly emerging from my ancient death valley lake bed dry cracking and flaking, leathery hollow cheeks, my wind blown, sand blasted, pock marked, remnants of facial skin, the larger by the day patches of rosacea, the freckles, moles, and hairy warts, every deepening and widening stress lines, every grand canyonesque age line oin my rapidly deteriorating old ugly face, my twice broken and never reset, repeatedly sunburned, cat clawed, poor mistreated, sliding glass door scared, football racked , quite large and still growing pitiful excuse for a nose. All magnified to extreme by the sheer quantity of pixel quality my new cell phone camera provides. So if I peek your interest please let's take this rare opportunity to see if we generate any electricity or we feel the earth shake. What do you say?