member offline Elbarbaro
69, La Mesa

member offline Elbarbaro: Low Key (unless you piss me off)

69 year old Man, 6'1" (185 cm)
Woman, for Boyfriend / Girlfriend
Body Type:
Free Thinker
Some College/University
Regular Smoker, Non-Drinker, No Drugs
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More Details:

Martial Status:
Hair Color:
Mixed Color
Eye Color:
Longest Relationship:
Over 10 years
Second Language:
My Exercise Habits:
5+ Times Per Week
Has Children?
Yes - All over 18 years old
Want Children?
Has Pets?
No Pets
Has Car?
Political Views:
I Dont Follow Politics
Postal Zip Code Area:
91942, CA

About Me:

Seeking special lady who knows she is but does not project that she is better than others or look down on others. A svelte, slim (size 00 to 3), sleek teflon tornado who never forgets to be polite and considerate of others because it's not an act. It's the real her. Someone who impresses everyone who comes in close proximity of her with how beautiful she genuinely is because it is apparent her beauty radiates from her core in a way that few have ever done and because they believe that she would never think of using her beauty to gain an advantage or to take advantage of anyone in any situation. If friends would describe you this way but you think they are being overly kind because you have somehow discovered that I exist and after reading my profile over and checking out the attached selfie that miraculously makes me much better looking than I actually am in real life and going over my profile a few more times studying every tiny detail as well as every minute imperfection, every molecule of spider veins, every single one of the ever increasing population of grey hairs that, if I'm not mistaken are mostly emerging from my ancient death valley lake bed dry cracking and flaking, leathery hollow cheeks, my wind blown, sand blasted, pock marked, remnants of facial skin, the larger by the day patches of rosacea, the freckles, moles, and hairy warts, every deepening and widening stress lines, every grand canyonesque age line oin my rapidly deteriorating old ugly face, my twice broken and never reset, repeatedly sunburned, cat clawed, poor mistreated, sliding glass door scared, football racked , quite large and still growing pitiful excuse for a nose. All magnified to extreme by the sheer quantity of pixel quality my new cell phone camera provides. So if I peek your interest please let's take this rare opportunity to see if we generate any electricity or we feel the earth shake. What do you say?

My Ideal Match:

As I alluded to above I am hoping to find a babe who floats my boat, bloats my goat, or blows my dress up, figuratively speaking of course but I get this strange feeling that every time I walk around a corner that a bunch of women just scurried out of sight and ducked into whatever hiding place they coild find on thr spur of the moment becsuse they don't like getting shocked by electricity nor do they like the insecure feeling they get when an earthquake shakes their world.. Now that I look at it from their perspective, I wouldn't like it either.