Monochrome me
Me as Napolean Dyno-Mite!
member offline HollandHunk69
40, Holland
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member offline HollandHunk69: Looking On The Lakeshore


Basic:
40 year old Man, 6'0" (183 cm)
Seeking:
Woman, for Casual Dating / No Commitment
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Body Type:
Athletic
Personality:
Adventurer
Profession:
Customer service
Education:
Some College/University
Religion:
Christian: Other Denomination or Non-Denominational
Misc:
Non-smoker, Drinks Sometimes, Drugs Sometimes
Monochrome meMe as Napolean Dyno-Mite!
Monochrome me
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More Details:

Martial Status:
Divorced
Hair Color:
Blond
Eye Color:
Hazel
Longest Relationship:
Over 5 years
Second Language:
No Second Language
My Exercise Habits:
1-2 Times Per Week
Has Children?
Yes
Want Children?
Undecided
Has Pets?
Cat(s)
Has Car?
Yes
Political Views:
I Dont Follow Politics
Postal Zip Code Area:
49424, MI

About Me:

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**Looking On The Lakeshore!**

Ready for a wild ride on the west coast of Michigan? I’m Tim—your fun-loving, skinny dipping (or chunky dunking too, if you’re feeling brave!) neighbor who believes tan lines are overrated and laughter is mandatory. I moonlight as a nudist, and my hobbies range from midnight hot tub confessions to inventing pool games that would make your grandma blush.

I work from home, so my cat is my HR department and my lunch breaks are reserved for spontaneous dance parties or serenading my plants with sultry 80s ballads. I’m a passionate, affectionate, and occasionally diabolical giver (in and out of bed), with a knack for witty banter, puns so bad they’re good, and teasing that’ll keep you guessing (and maybe blushing).

I’m a social drinker, rare weed dabbler, and a big fan of roleplay—indoors, outdoors, wherever the mood strikes. If you’re into naughty jokes, dirty minds, and a little taboo fun, we’ll get along just fine. I’m all about connection, adventure, and not taking life (or myself) too seriously. If you want a partner who’s spicy, sassy, and always game for a little mischief, let’s see if you can keep up!

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My Ideal Match:

I'm looking for a fun funny, witty, open minded, adventurous, spontaneous, down to earth, go with the flow, laid back gal that is carefree sensual, sexual, romantic, supportive, and a good smoocher, tattoos and piercings especially the navel are A+, big time, texter, has a job, likes cats, vehicle but not preferred, smart, caring, age not a issue, more dominant than I mon cig smoker, local

Looking for a partner in crime who’s got more sass than a cat meme and more ink than a ballpoint pen. If you’re a **funny, witty, open-minded, adventurous, spontaneous, and totally laid-back gal** who can go from Netflix to skinny-dipping in a heartbeat, keep reading.

I’m on the hunt for someone who’s **carefree, sensual, sexual, romantic, supportive, and—let’s be honest—a world-class smoocher**. Tattoos and piercings (especially a navel ring) are a massive plus—bonus points if you can show them off while texting me back at lightning speed.

You’ve got a job (because someone’s gotta pay for the cat toys), love felines, and don’t mind if your ride is a bike, a bus, or just your killer sense of humor. **Brains, kindness, and a dominant streak**? Yes, please. Age is just a number—if you’re local, a little bossy, and don’t mind a cig now and then, let’s make some mischief.

If you’re ready to laugh, flirt, and maybe leave a few bite marks, swipe right—or just text me, because I’m probably already waiting.