rocko2: here for a good time
To only the best women out there,
I'm a loving kinda man, who likes nothing more than gym with the right woman, and socialising with my good mate, James Corden, who admires my optimistic qualities.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my cute personality, closly followed by my smashing arms. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my arms and my chest, I can afford to be.
I work as a private contractor, helping teenagers. This allows me to exercise my skills: fixing cars and bravery. One day, I was just about to stop work when James Corden appeared from nowhere and congratulated me on a job well done. "rocko2, that was a job well done." That's the kind of thing people say to me on a daily basis. Of course, now, James Corden and me are best friends, and the praise runs like water. A lesser man would get a big head.
My life goals include:
Fight a dragon
Shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in
Become the best private contractor I can be
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be modest and articulate. You won't be afraid to spend time with my friends and will have a healthy respect for personal freedom.
My ideal date would involve wine in Scotland with a beautiful woman by my side. While we're there, I evaluate your dirty legs, checking that you're up to my understandably high standards.
Women only get one chance with me. For every woman who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.
When you play The Game Of Love, you win or you die.
If you're worthy, get in touch!