Are you looking for someone handsome, charming and rich, Well my name is Charley and until that guy shows up, you might consider talking to me. We could discuss many things, climate change, nuclear fusion, Big Mac vs the Whopper. Anything is possible. Except smutty talk, I'm not into that. I don't drink, smoke, do any drugs and prefer tea to coffee. Oh, I know what your thinking, "This guy is probably the Prince of the the Geeks". Well that would be wrong because actually I'm the Emperor of the geeks. But the geeks shall inherit the earth. I know you thought it was meek, but that was an error in translation from the original aramaic. Well, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it. I enjoy all kinds of music except Hip Hop and some heavy metal. I refuse to listen to anything that will cause a cerebral aneurysm. That was a bit mean, so forget I said that. I like to cook and I'm pretty good at it. People seem to enjoy what I feed them, and more importantly there have been no fatalities. I am also very handy about the homestead. Being an astute person you notice my sense of humor is a bit different. Intellectual and silly. But I never use it to attack anyone. Well except the rich and powerful because they are fair game. So are you looking for a person who can make you smile with his foolish wit and the same time be totally responsible when needed. That just might be me. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. OK, I stole that from a movie. But I think friendship should be built on at least two things, Kindness and honesty. I hope you agree. If my incessant ramblings have made you smile, my job is done. If you send my a reply I will be pleased as well as astonished. If i'm not the one your looking for, maybe the next one is. I wish you well on you quest. Have a wonderful day.