NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender: Celebratory Transactional Activities
Now then hey now all you other good people. It's fine, ok now, just flush that icky badness right out. Quiet now, here it is:
I will fund your acquisition of carb-loaded pot8o, split it and you can do whatever you want from there. Stay and party purple like a real tom8o or bounce around and awake to do your own whatever anywhere. I don't care. I'm obnoxiously loaded anyway so it seems fair that you have a fair share. It cuts like glass to say that I need your help. Owww. You have the power to enable a fellow fine soul to blow away years of wasted sobriety. Help an artist play the Stratocast again. Now I'm getting all teary eyed. Save me, GakBabez.
Perfect National Pastime, Practical Nay Plentiful, Pretend No Person Possesses Necessary Properties, Payer Needs Player, Plenty Nice Perks.
Particle Neuron Phasing, Purty Nice Peepulz, Pass No Prejudice, Peace Not Provocation, Proactively Navigated Planning, Punk Nasty Pleasure.