Dirty old man of 75, bisexual, total bottom, over-educated, under-fornicated, moderate sense of humor, lover of men with short, fat endowments for bottom play, or otherwise for o*al play. Also, known to deflower virgins of the opposite sex, as well as members of the same sex. My nether regions are under used but oh, so appreciative of a good reaming by an appropriate appendage. I have a cat, love Small dogs, classic rock and roll fan. Have lived overseas several times, love the ocean, indie movies, and lovely beaches.