Hey y'all, a little about me. I'm a gentleman, a deviant, and a kinkster. I'm educated, for whatever that's worth, liberal, I'm told I'm funny, silver-tongued, and a logophile. I'm sane, I don't think there's anyone out to get me, I don't think the "Ilumminati" is starting a new world order, or any conspiracy theory nonsense. I'm a crossword addict, a vintage clothing and jewelry junkie. Especially cowboy boots and turquoise. I was once described as if David Bowie were a cowboy, think Billy Ray Stardust. I've been on a reality TV show that was on Bravo and I recently was interviewed for a podcast. Well, that's all the lame shit about me I can think of.