Tunasub: Trying to find a hoe to make a housewife
Basic:
51 year old Man, 5'11" (180 cm)
Seeking:
Woman, for Long Term Relationship
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Body Type:
Average
Personality:
Professional
City:
Profession:
Smartass
Education:
Some College/University
Religion:
Christian: Baptist
Misc:
Non-smoker, Drinks Sometimes, No Drugs
Match Summary:
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Martial Status:
Widowed
Hair Color:
Blond
Eye Color:
Blue
Longest Relationship:
Over 10 years
Second Language:
Other
My Exercise Habits:
3-4 Times Per Week
Has Children?
No
Want Children?
No
Has Pets?
Dog(s)
Has Car?
Yes
Political Views:
I Dont Follow Politics
Postal Zip Code Area:
64735, MO
About Me:
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My Ideal Match:
Non batshit crazy woman that was born a woman that kows how to treat her man sugar mommas welcome!!!
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Quote:
...Because, I'm such a "strange fish" that I'm gonna need a Much BIGGER Pool to increase my chances of finding my very own serious, but still a little goofy, nerdy, kind, intelligent and God-fearing prince.
If you happen to know him kindly send him this way.
i'M RIGHT HERE AND NOT FAR AWAY!!!!!