Why did the chicken cross the road? (23)

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    BigDaddy OP 7 Posts Washington, District of Columbia, USA
    Oct 24, 2016 2:42 PM UTC
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • chatkat Dating Profile
    chatkat 4 Posts La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA
    Oct 26, 2018 10:28 PM UTC
    Hmm... cuz the grass is greener on the other side?
  • BigDaddy Dating Profile
    BigDaddy OP 7 Posts Washington, District of Columbia, USA
    Jan 24, 2019 6:45 PM UTC
    Always, always greener over there!
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    TheMrAmazing1 1 Post Samson, Alabama, USA
    Jan 2, 2023 4:08 AM UTC
    Because that's where the roosters are
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    starnie 37 Posts Warren, Michigan, USA
    Feb 18, 2023 3:45 PM UTC
    To get away from those murderous, treasonous, DemoRats...trying endlessly to cut off our food and energy supply... ?!Stirthepot smilie emoji/emoticon smiley (...lt'd be funny, if it weren't so true!) Proof's right here>>> x22report (dot com) <<<
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    starnie 37 Posts Warren, Michigan, USA
    Apr 27, 2023 1:38 PM UTC

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    To get away from those murderous, treasonous, DemoRats...trying endlessly to cut off our food and energy supply... ?!Stirthepot smilie emoji/emoticon smiley (...lt'd be funny, if it weren't so true!) Proof's right here>>> x22report (dot com) <<<

    AND HERE: >>> AndWeKnow (dot com) <<< ....WAKE UP EVERYONE, THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA ! ~ THE GOOD NEWS IS: THEIR PLAN, HAS BEEN CANCELLED !! Flush smilie emoji/emoticon smiley
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    Sayless 26 Posts Lawndale, California, USA
    Apr 28, 2023 7:24 AM UTC
    2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted ??
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    Sayless 26 Posts Lawndale, California, USA
    Apr 28, 2023 7:26 AM UTC

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    2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted ??



    A salted....??
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    sassyshash1 1 Post Saginaw, Michigan, USA
    Jun 16, 2023 12:50 PM UTC

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show the opossum it could be done.
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    Salem42solo 14 Posts Salem, Oregon, USA
    Jun 16, 2023 2:37 PM UTC

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?



    Because the possum was in the bushes saying, "You can do it, you can do it."
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    Needmore 608 Posts Waseca, Minnesota, USA
    Apr 24, 2025 12:50 PM UTC
    I say cause the rooster was over there with a hardon.
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    MisterSomeone 643 Posts Grand Forks, North Dakota, USA
    Apr 24, 2025 8:35 PM UTC
    He was playing chicken with a motorist, and the motorist chickened out.
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    Needmore 608 Posts Waseca, Minnesota, USA
    Apr 24, 2025 9:01 PM UTC
    To get away from the lying theiving murderous republicans. Might be so funny if it wasn’t so true. Just look at trump’s background. Proof enough!!
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    MisterSomeone 643 Posts Grand Forks, North Dakota, USA
    Apr 24, 2025 9:15 PM UTC

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    To get away from the lying theiving murderous republicans. Might be so funny if it wasn’t so true. Just look at trump’s background. Proof enough!!



    Probably so -- a few running from Trump now.
    They better watch for cars when running across the road or a fate worse than Trump will befall them.
    But it does seem bird friendly importing in those foreign eggs to bring the cost of eggs down before they go up with tariffs.
  • Piot963 Dating Profile
    Aug 25, 2025 3:21 AM UTC
    Simply to get to the other side.

    as we all do.

    lol
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    offgridenthusiast 686 Posts Society Hill, South Carolina, USA
    Aug 25, 2025 1:43 PM UTC

    Because Soros paid antifa to fire bombed his chicken coop. Flamethrower smilie emoji/emoticon smiley
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    Needmore 608 Posts Waseca, Minnesota, USA
    Sep 29, 2025 10:08 PM UTC
    What a stupid fucking answer offtard.
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    Needmore 608 Posts Waseca, Minnesota, USA
    Oct 1, 2025 1:40 PM UTC
    Because there was a c*ck on the other side! A big c*ck.
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    Prettywife 1 Post New Smyrna Beach, Florida, USA
    Dec 30, 2025 10:25 AM UTC
    Banana smilie emoji/emoticon smiley hi

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    Because that's where the roosters are


  • Pef5vegas Dating Profile
    Jan 9, 2026 3:02 PM UTC

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    Banana smilie emoji/emoticon smiley hi

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    Because that's where the roosters are

    so will she text me ?
    How bout pic with face?

  • MisterSomeone Dating Profile
    MisterSomeone 643 Posts Grand Forks, North Dakota, USA
    Feb 11, 2026 7:45 AM UTC
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To play chicken with cars
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    ColdEthel 20 Posts Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA
    Feb 26, 2026 5:48 AM UTC

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    Banana smilie emoji/emoticon smiley hi

    Quote:
    Because that's where the roosters are


    This FOOL seems to like to block people he calls names when in reality HE is the diseased FOOL whom can't take constructive criticism nor use his upper head instead of his lower one,(if indeed he HAS a working "lower" 1.
    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa!
    Dickless wonder needs babysitter,apply within.
    Btw; Prostitution is illegal,immoral and a sad way to treat a [wife.] / Female.
    Grow up.

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    NU2DRUM 22 Posts Drumheller, Alberta, Canada
    Feb 26, 2026 9:18 PM UTC
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get away from Colonel Sanders....
    The Colonel, was hot on it's tail!
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